Well I'll take that no question.

Thank you. It's always nice to meet someone else who finds Serenity underwhelming.

I hated Alan Rickman, actually, because I never heard the character of Marvin, I just heard Alan Rickman having a bad day.

What, is Steve Top Gun no longer an iconic-enough character to entitle a film? This is bullshit.

If you think of anything good the posturing buffoonry that is performative masculinity has ever brought the world, do let me know because I've never found anything.

I actually thought I wrote about the viewing experience and I did.

Yep.

"It was an entertaining film and a solid showcase for its many funny stars"

In the original Digimon pilot where Tai and Kari first met a Digimon a fw years before the regular show starts (and then Tai sort of forgets - the Digimon 'pilot' is weird, dreamlike, and confusing) a Digimon straight-up poops on he floor.

"He did it because he wanted to save his own hide." How do you know that, either? The secretary general, like every new character in the episode, has zero characterization - we don't why he does anything except that he starts freaking out about the situation, exactly like Bill starts freaking out over her situation:…

If a timeline where Kathy Griffith ends up in the phantom zone is the darkest one why would i want to go back to a lighter one?

Anyone know where to find a version of the video that isn't region locked, because God forbid people outside American watch a promotional interview, that would burn the idea of copyright to the fucking ground and intellectual property would end.

I never got to episode three - episode one didn't hook me and I saw a chunk of episode 2 and then walked away. Part of the problem is I just can't hear the bloody things - I've got some sound sensitivity, and the mix on episode one is so bad that I have no idea what people are saying half the time, especially anything…

No, but it's goofy yet expecting to be taken seriously - the point I left the show was when Underwood makes a deal for two Republican votes but then has them handcuffed and led into the chamber for reasons I no longer care to remember - he laughs his way through the whole thing like this is just regular-old wacky…

Again: and the secretary general didn't? Did he not have a family he loved, did he not love himself, did he act for no other reason that the script said so?

Slow burns are fine - there are plenty of things I like that have slow burns (Puella Madoka Magi being the most jarring example that comes to mind, but LOST has a pretty slow burn if you contrast season one with, say, four). There's nothing wrong with slow burns, but there is a problem if your first three episodes are…

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I mean I loathe House of Cards, and much of that hate comes from it's overwhelmingly positive reception. (What is WRONG with you people can't you SEE how GOOFY and NONSENSICAL this whole thing is blah blah blah)

Sandler brings in viewers. I don't why it's surprising - the same thing occurs with his shit movies.

So about the sam length as your average 60s episode-arc of doctor who.