When you have a disruptor hammer I'm pretty sure that hitting nails is the only thing it can't do.

People like you will be first against the wall when the liberation comes.

Putting a light coating of butter on the exterior of the bread makes for a superior toasting experience.

For, strangely enough, a hair salon.

Every Gruber sandwich is guaranteed to be sweetened with the blood, sweat, and tears of our loyal indentured service staff.

The app, the company, or the sandwich?

He tampered in God's domain.

"Uber, but for people with a conscious."

That must be one of those things my adblock suppresses.

In my part of Canada it's been known as 'American cheese' when you want to be sarcastic about it, cheese slices, Kraft slices, and sometimes, erroneously, Velveeta - but only by me, and only because I find the word fun to say.

Restaurants are run by chefs, hard-working human beings. The Melt was run by Silicon Valley goons, shitty 90s stock villains. You should feel delighted when their bullshit fails.

I recently starting working at a tech company and I keep bringing up what a disturbing term 'thought leader' is. I feel like Silicon Valley is 99% geeks and nerds who devoured fantasy and sci-fi media without ever once trying to understand it. 'That sounds/looks cool' was the beginning and the end of their critical…

You've heard of Eating? Let me tell you about Ating.

I still don't understand who wants to watch videos on a tiny screen.

Is Anderson Cooper known for shitting on desks, or by 'Anderson Cooper style' do you mean he has a particular, even unique way in which he shits?

The atomic bomb. DDT. Thalidomide. Denny's.

Came to ask the same question.

15-year-old me was infuriated by 'This is Just To Say' - finding it offensive to the very idea of poetry, and nothing more but lazy modernist claptrap.

Netflix would become much more cumbersome if you had to periodically replace money ink cartridges.

At a guess I'd say it makes you giggle because you find it amusing.