Pro tips to would-be NYC train drinkers:

Doc Rivers may or may not have been banned for life also.

As with anything involving Stephenson and Turner, less than 40% of the shots actually connected.

I've had several other concerns about Matt Williams, but this has proven to me that he's an idiot

Jesus Christ, how embarrassing! I can't believe that someone put that in print! 90 wins for the Mets??

"An NHL season" is correct. You're pronouncing the letter N, which starts with a vowel sound. Spelling's not the determinant in whether it's an or a, but sound. That's why it's an honor, not a honor (unless you do pronounce the h in honor in which case it is a honor).

"100+ assists in an NHL season" is acting as a collective compound noun here. There's an implied "The achievement of" before that.

Last week, former teammates Thurman Thomas, Bruce Smith, and Andre Reed visited Kelly in his home after the news of the recurrence was announced.

"R Kelly at 14? That seems about right"
-Aaliyah

In fairness, the inmate did tell Hernandez he could best him with "both hands tied behind my back."

Regardless of how you pronounce it, whether it be with the er at the end or the arguably more colloquial a, it's safe to say we'll never see another Derek Jeter.

Huh. I thought the only n-word ESPN vigilantly avoided using was "NHL"