I see this as the Lamborghini of pickup trucks

How does the bottom of Elon’s boot taste?

Pretty sure that entire article was full of sarcasm.

“...we would have been looking at a final sale price of more than $700,000, netting the seller a significant, well-deserved profit.”

It looks even more terrible than normal.

FFS if one trying to sell something, vacuum the floor for 5 seconds before the photo. This thing gives me the shag willies. 

Now this is going to be against the popular flow like a salmon past the bear in a waterfall, but hear me out.

Our previous President showed us that it's ok to lie, and there will still be enough stupid people to possibly vote you into office again.  

When the head of Nikola lied about his truck, he was prosecuted and sent to prison.  When is Elon facing this?

Except, no, because it’s not like a transmission switching between forward and reverse.  Electricity doesn’t care if the load is caused by having to pull an object, versus having to go up a steep hill.  Load is load.

It’s best to just assume from the start that everything Elmo says is a lie.

I think the bigger issue is having a buddy with a Cybertruck...

Would not be entirely surprised to find out that Musk learned that someone was spending company money on a “woke” BHM gesture and personally ordered that it be cancelled.

You know it will be the latter.

and that’s why you always as for a prepayment, or a % down. Being your best customer or the most valuable company in the world.

50% down now, 50% due at delivery.

Still sucks for her though. Hopefully someone at Tesla will correct the situation. Or Musk will blast her on Twitter to try and convince people she’s the…

Regarding the permanently overlanding rigs... Some of it I understand. Rooftop tents are heavy and take up a ton of space in a garage. It’s easier to leave them in place. Winches are wired it and bolted on; they’re good to stay. External frames for mounting stuff - see the tent comment. The rest of it: gas cans,…

So Dodge Challengers, which are as equally Hellcatted as the 4-door Chargers, are still allowed?  Gosh, that implies the Challenger drivers aren’t complete dicks.  I’m not complaining, just absolutely shocked is all.

Charger/Challenger owners can just buy 25-year old Mercedes and do an engine swap.

And nothing of value was lost that fucking day.

As dumb as I think it is to have a blanket ban on just a few cars that includes versions incapable of doing burnouts, but also not include rebadged cars under a different name, I’m not sure of a better action to take.