A goddamn phone-based hookup app that relies solely on a fucking Facebook login doesn’t get to be haughty about anything. Ever.

what about people like me, who just use tinder for something to do while on the toilet

Nancy Jo: Deeply tapped into her fanbase.

lolol this looks like she has bert eyebrows

“...and demanded that all women who had ever had an abortion be immediately impregnated to make up for it were he elected President..”

never fucking trust a 19 year old girl who still listens to fall out boy

I’ve never done coke so I can’t deliver a balanced comparison. Acid in a lot of ways will amplify aspects of your psyche both good and bad. I’ve never had a “bad trip” but it’s a strange chemical cocktail that can react to individual brain chemistry in different ways. It can in fact induce latent schizophrenia in some…

I know there are problems with this but I still think it’s pretty cool this film is being made at all considering how things were only a few years ago. Yes, it would be great if they had hired a trans actor but I don’t know that they deserve to be torn apart if they make a great, sensitive film (which they might/might…

“it was “hypocritical” for the “government to tell others how to do things when the government hasn’t gotten its basic house in order.”

I don’t know what republicans want. They don’t want women to be able to have babies they don’t want woman to be able to avoid having babies.

All the men I’ve dated/been friends with are super emotional and fall in love quickly. In my experience, looking at all my girl friends, men want commitment faster than women. All my married friends had boyfriends who wanted marriage and babies in the first months and had to spend a lot of time convincing their female…

You really want regardless of age in there?

THANK YOU. Same. I remember when Gen X was getting these stupid fucking scare articles about how dating is over and everybody panic!!!!!! but it’s actually based on what like 10 super-assholes are doing in Manhattan.

For the love of god children, if you want to have casual sex, have all the casual sex. It it leaves you feeling “emotionally hollow”, you dont massively enjoy it, and you actually care about “losing” the person who’s tinder messaging you for a fuck?

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

Awww, I don’t think Erick Erickson would fit in around here.

Jon, you were brilliant, erudite, and just plain awesome. You shamed Congress into passing the 9-11 responders health care bill, you fed Tucker Carlson his testicles on Crossfire, and you gave birth to brilliant talent....John Oliver, Steve Carrell, and Stephen Colbert among others. You will be missed buddy. Your…

While we’re all sad to see him go, we can take comffort in the fact that he can now make that sequel to Half Baked.

Thank you Jon, for being a voice of reason in a world that’s lost its goddamn mind.