NOT ALL PANDAS LIKE POPCORN

But the article made a statement about all men. Why, in your brain, is it a somehow invalid or pathetic response to criticise a blanket statement?

If it’s some sort of consolation, men are terrible at picking ANY cues. I’m a heterosexual guy. Once I got to pick my lesbian daughter from a LGBT nightclub. While I was waiting for her saying good bye to friends, a guy approached me and started to chit-chat. I thought not of it, and it was a pleasant talk. Then the…

Just yesterday, I was at the corner store buying my standard migraine hangover cure: giant ass Coke Zero and some salt-and-vinegar potato chips. I had messed up hair, sunglasses deployed, ratty-ass clothes, and Kid Electron in tow, because it’s just not a migraine hangover without a three-year-old asking for Skittles…

When you have a brain tumor, it is.

He’s wanted to declare for a while, but he’s been Biden his time.

screw that, I want Bernie! Bernie 2016!

Biden gifs, activate!

Yeah, I was expecting a bunch of morning drunk, lululemon wearing sorority girls causing a kerfuffle. Not a bunch of alums at a national conference carrying GASP!!! BOOKS!!!! Meanwhile, didn’t the TSA just fail like 97% surprise tests of screening actual guns, knives and incendiary devices?

Irrational TSA guidelines caused this delay.

This is my problem with people as a whole. I’M OUTRAGED AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY BECAUSE I DID NOT READ THE ARTICLE BUT HERE I SHARED THIS TO FACEBOOK SO YOU CAN YELL TOO!!

Totally. Everyone around here hunts - as an alternative to picking up a roast at the grocery store. I know exactly no person who thinks this sort of “hunting” is okay.

Yea, I’m from the midwest, have plenty of friends who love hunting. Legit hunters fucking *HATE* people that disobey the basic rules and dignity of hunting, because it makes them look terrible.

Again, I deeply regret that my pursuit of an activity I love and practice responsibly and legally resulted in the taking of this lion. That was never my intention.

Is it typical hunter euphemistic parlance to say he “took” an animal rather than “killed” it?? For some reason the inherent entitlement in claiming he “TOOK” Cecil pisses me off even more—and I was already turnt up to 11 on this one.

“oh, i didn’t realize it was like, a CELEBRITY lion, i thought i was just, legally, murdering a NORMAL lion.

Also, it’s been reported that nobody actually had permits to hunt on that land, as confirmed by the government. Which is why they’re facing poaching charges. This letter is all full of lies. This guy is a scumbag, and it’s not just this incident - he has a history of lying to authorities about his hunting, paying…

It’s at a time like this when I wish we were Roman.

She was looking for some work—she didn’t want a fling—when she got a nanny job with Ben and Jen this spring. What was she to do, what was she to say, she needed the money. But over the next few months her bosses went to war—she was there to watch the children, but their father saw more. She had youth! Jen went poof!…

Who would have guessed that the girl we described, was just exactly what Ben’s penis prescribed? Now Jen Garner found her disgusting - she let her go! And now Ben’s on top of her thrusting - His rep says ‘no!’ She’s the lady in bed, next to Ben Affleck: the man of her dreeeeeeams.