Nah, in reality it goes like this: hear alarm, press snooze button, try to convince yourself of getting up early, sleep, hear alarm again, shut down the damn phone, debate with yourself about the pros of getting up now, sleep, wake up late, feel bad the whole day about sleeping in (although you do this every day).
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5 Things Super Happy and Fairly Successful People Do Before 8 AM:
Bedknobs and Broomsticks is my favorite childhood movie ever. Lansbury 4Eva
My favorite is "Your cute". My cute what?
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Jessica Williams has made the leap into being a really, really strong member of the crew, hasn't she? She has this perfect mix of "WTF?" and a really wicked gleam to her eye that works for the show.
Follow this video back to YouTube and watch all this guy's stuff. There's a motown version of Nickelback that makes you think Nickelback actually wrote an awesome song. It's against the natural order and it rocks!
[...] one of Keisha's teachers once asked her if it was spelled with a dollar sign.
No one in the history of humanity has ever had a rational conversation with an upset 2-3 year old.
I think if they hadn't addressed the elephant in the room, they would have been blasted today for not saying anything. And if they were going to do it, they had to do it jokingly rather than going serious. I think (hope) it was less about getting "off the hook" and more about addressing the situation in the only way…
I accidentally wiped Egg McMuffin grease in my eye while watching this. My friend saw me crying and looked over to see what I was watching. She hit replay and watched it 4 times before telling me that wasn't a real gospel choir and there was no reason for me to get all choked up about it.
I think this is about the self and identity in an increasingly connected un-private worl-
Ah, life lessons the Bluth way.
I am wondering how many sandwiches this chick had to make.