Where did the yellow association come from anyway? Asians are the whitest race as far as I can tell.

Hate to be that one geek in the back of the room who's all like "BUT NUMBERS!" but here's the most up-to-date matching chart for US population I could find. It's not that different, actually:

Am I the only one that finds it funny that the color yellow was used for Asians here? Because, y'know, Asians.

He looks pretty good in those.

It seems unfair to me that he did not have to endure his captivity as his victims had to endure theirs.

And nothing of value was lost.

What? She just really needed caulk.

Whoever touches the butt is the boss? I touch my husband's butt SO MUCH. What if I touch my own butt?? (Plot twist: I DO!)

From "The Daily Caller" Article:

The road was in China. It was a Chinese road.

Also, Jesus Christ, he can't even fucking deliver a joke properly. "A Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd, in China. Because they were Chinese. This was in China."

I'm okay with this.

Wow.

This is definitely the most Jezebel a comment can get.

Yeah, you do that.

Yeah.... that was kind of my point.

Actually, there are demographers who say you are going to change the world, in many ways without specifically "striving to do something great". You're the most racially diverse and generally tolerant generation in the US in ever. In the entire history. That's pretty profound.