My office mate and I tease each other all the time - she's a Millennial and I'm...old. She keeps saying how she wants to make a difference in the job she has, I say it's enough to make enough money to live the lifestyle I'm accustomed to, not be stressed out every day, and know my retirement will not involve eating…
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Seriously, who are these asshats to judge us? They're responsible for all the problems we have to overcome - global warming, the decline of the middle class, and idiot "compassionate conservative" policies (just to name a few!). They're just angry we're not carbon copies of previous generations and lean to the left…
Right now, there's nothing trendier than writing trend pieces about the terribleness of millennials. But if you're a…
What's wrong with looking at social trends and analysing them? Asking questions about the world is a good thing. There's a difference between questioning a specific individual's choice and trying to understand what drives societal patterns.
Also older than Hillary Clinton? MITT ROMNEY.
Okay, so super gross TMI time. The Boy Heathen is not a fan of the oral in the week after my period, because there is a very particular... flavor that is not his bag. But the week before? It's like oral-palooza for me. Perhaps the taste receptors on the man junk respond to hormonal, cyclical changes in the vaginal…
They ARE FUCKING VOTING! It's past midnight and THEY ARE FUCKING VOTING! WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKK?!
can I get a big fat internet high five for Leticia Van De Putte and the rowdy texas girls raising hell right now!
You can have order in the Chamber when you get your laws off my body.
Why is it people always get so upset about Affirmative Action but not about legacies? For some reason we're ok with the historically advantaged having a leg-up over the rest of us, but not the historically disenfranchised.
Difficult...
If someone sent me a one-comma text, I'd assume they butt-texted me.
That is all.
The Face of a man who knows his race is screwed because of Perez Hilton.
When you've got a little free time on your weekend, you can't find a better way to use it than picking up a new…
Fus Ro Dah!
I have the powerrrrrrrrr!!!!!
The best tip that transformed me from an avowed and proud night-owl to a (much more productive) morning person (save for weekend hangovers!) was actually a Lifehacker tip re: getting an alarm clock that simulated sunshine (or at least light).