I’ve decided that I have to ask you a question, because I don’t know who else to ask. I’ve seen a few videos where devoutly religious people March through London streets while verbally attacking citizens, demanding for Sharia law, and calling for the deaths of police officers.

I considered submitting this but I’m Canadian and live in a condo. Hurts a lot though. MkIVs are my life, my breath, my soul. I miss mine every single day.

How is this COTD? There’s barely even an insight here.

I miss my Jetta. Everything was either blue or red and it didn’t incessantly make noises at me. The Germans had it right back in the day, and the world had fewer excuses for stupidity.

If you decide to get in a 6000+ pound vehicle and drive it around in public without 100% understanding how to operate it, I don’t really have sympathy for you when you eventually kill yourself.

I actually hate that about my Honda. As if it assumes I’m an idiot. I don’t want multicolored Christmas lights in my car.

Focus groups can suck a dick. Apple, for example, didn’t become the powerhouse it is today by catering to focus groups or giving the user what they want. The user doesn’t know what they want. That’s the whole point. Maybe I have a “poor attitude” but I don’t remember the opposite being a requirement for greatness.

I’m also a designer. How can you not see that this design change is near-negligible? It’s a gear selector that always returns to neutral. Hardly anything incomprehensible. If you can’t figure out this kind of selector, you’re stupid. Period.

I think you misunderstand. If you handed someone a smartphone in 2004, they wouldn’t know how to use it. Things change. If you can’t keep up, you’re stupid.

As I said in another comment, it’s a momentary switch. Your analogy of switching brake and gas pedals is completely inapplicable. The Chrysler tranny layout is the same, but the selector is just slightly different. Hardly a major change.

It’s not a design error. It’s a standard momentary switch. If the selector always returns to neutral, you can’t expect it to magically be in park when the car stops.

Ooh, you know about me? I’m officially ~internet famous~

I never intended to fix world idiocy by mentioning it in a post on the internet.

So basically people are dying because they’re stupid? I guess this is nothing even remotely new, but it sucks that Chrysler is going to have to pay for the idiocy of others.

Ok there Mr. Nobody McGetthefuckoutofhere

I just saved this image to show to clients.

The face of it looks like grumpy cat, and not in a good way

Much better than “obvious basic bitch red,” in my opinion

You can put pretty much anything on a bearing and it will become incredibly easy to move. Take, for example, the fact that it is easy for a human being to push a car

Long hair on men is a crime against humanity, similar to men (or anyone really) wearing sandals, so please stop spreading that disgusting propaganda