It doesn’t. It just has to be boring and masturbatory.

That’s honestly like wanting to date a supermodel because you hear she’s efficient at doing your yearly taxes.

Curiously, it’s precisely the opinions of the plebs that encourage those with money to buy cars like these. Rich people want to be impressive. They’re constantly chasing a new thrill, a new ego boost, because they’re bored. If a car takes 10 years to come out (exaggeration of course, but not by much), and everyone…

Nah, people are pissed off, because you’re using Clickhole tactics to get views. It’s tacky and pretty damaging to your credibility.

Thanks! I’ve been reading the posts on this site for probably 6 or 7 years, maybe more. If I treated what people on this site said as a gospel, I swear I’d have one of the narrowest possible minds, and probably wouldn’t be a car person at all.

He probably planned it that way. Think about it - he drove by this funeral home frequently, right after leaving his preffered bar due to cancer-related discomfort.

The people on this site will never agree with you. You’re not allowed to make your car what you want. You have to leave it looking like the factory left it or you’re a ricer. If you want a different interior color, you can only pick one of four colors and damn you to hell if the leather looks too “cheap” or you use…

So to sum you up:

Lol ok. There’s no reason anyone should ever purchase a PC over a console. You win. Eyeroll...

Ok there’s a difference between using the internet on a console and on a PC. Surely you know that?

Nobody ever does that. I do it, and a couple of my friends do it, but whenever I bring someone over I usually get “how do you get internet on your TV?”

I actually see a big difference in many of the outdoor scenes, but the indoor scenes are pretty much identical.

It already is... I was doing this in 2005.

So you’ve never heard of deflate-gate, or all the cheating that goes on in NASCAR and F1? Christ, you’re dumb. Does your mom know you're using the Internet this late?

And yet you think we all care about your track days and your weekend cars and your questionably homosexual lifestyle LOL

I don’t have a single sticker on my car... Are you okay? You’re so angry, you’re literally seeing things. It’s ok. It’s Friday. Soon you’ll be able to go chill with your handful of MkIV friends for whom you are most certainly not gapingly “Plasti-gay” for.

LOL if you think this kind of strategy doesn’t happen in top-tier sports, you must have not only never watched any sport, but also never watched the mainstream news. Good lord. This shit happens and gets exposed and admitted to constantly in every sport. A preteen would know that...

LOL I take it all back, you’re definitely a typical MkIV owner. No wonder people hate us so much...

I’m referring to the last sentence - he tried to do a “I’m Russian to the liquor store”-type joke, which is never cute, but on top of all that it didn’t even make sense.

I fucking applaud this type of thinking.