This is the kind of funny Torchinski or whatever wishes he could be.

Which is exactly what everyone thought it was going to look like. The games that car manufacturers play nowadays are so tired. They basically show a production version of every car they’re about to release, just with more cool touches that end up making the actual production version look immediately tired.

What... what the hell did you just try and do there? It did not work.

OH SHIT there’s one on the front page

I FUCKING KNEW IT

Bethesda: “Wahhh I’m mad at you because you didn’t text me back”
Kotaku: “Honestly I don’t care, I just want to get laid. That’s what everyone wants from you. Deal with it”

Eyeroll... the people on this site can eat my whole dick. They’re almost all bandwagoning, hating little parrots. The two-tone harkens back to the Type 57. If people don’t get that, they can stop calling themselves car people, and start calling themselves basic bitches.

Right? The i8 was cool for about 4 seconds. It’s like a Prius had an illegitimate child with a 3-series, and then that child was attacked by knives. Don’t get me wrong, I can appreciate electric cars, but the i8 just seems... supremely flashy, for something with such little substance. I’d easily say the Veyron is less…

Ok lets be perfectly clear - the two-tone works. At least, it works far better than when those guys with the first-gen Chrysler 300s do it.

YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. Every city has at least one.

I also drive a MkIV, so I know what it’s like to have everyone say your car is a shitbox toy owned by asshats. I understand what it’s like to overcompensate and get snobby so you don’t look like “those other guys.” At the end of the day, though, we’re both equally as bad. Guys who try too hard with our BBS wheels and…

Wow you’re quite the snob. Plasti-dip can look great when applied carefully. Who cares how they get black as long as they look good? You can hate on PD all you want, but it won't change the fact that you drive a MkIV. I know we get a bad rap, but cmon...

Don’t be daft, there’s clearly a similarity in the greenhouse and rear haunches. He didn’t say they were identical. Don’t be a fucking pedant.

I feel you, man. I have a GLI VR6 with 240,000km on it. I wait every day for something to grenade itself... Previous owner already had the tranny rebuilt and I’ve had to deal with lots of coolant problems.

It’s honestly worth it though.

I honestly read it four times... I was so confused

But how has the engineering suffered? The only thing shitty about the 7th gen civic was that it wasn’t as stylistically fresh, or as feature-laden as its competition. I mean, it’s still a better car than it’s 1990 equivalent... The dash isn’t made of brittle shiny plastic, etc.

I’ll be honest, I have no idea what atvs or boat ramps have to do with what we’re talking about

This Legend, though, is not only literally beige - it also has highly-subdued styling and almost zero “exciting” features. It is arguably less interesting - it has less of everything - yet somehow the result is quite the opposite. Why? Is it just nostalgia?

Because Marc wanted to frame Rossi, and get revenge. Duh.

Because Marc wanted to frame Rossi, and get revenge. Duh.

True, but since when has efficiency ever been sexy? “Better on paper” does not equal “more exciting.”

I mean, would you date a perfect person? Maybe, but I wouldn’t. They’d get boring very fast.

My dad had one of these in the early 90s when I was growing up. I always thought it was the coolest shit. What is it about early Japanese luxury cars? They were even simpler than the current crop, yet somehow they seem so much more impressive.