Y’all fucked up by letting your #2 investigative reporter get away. No one investigates #2 like Feinberg.

OG version by Czech singer and Schlager-God Karel Gott, btw.

“That’s not the number one cause of death among American women.”

Brb, getting my toddler castrated.

he’s NOT ugly??

My cousin lived where they filmed Vampire Diaries and she waited on him and the other guy and said they were both giant douchebags.

Now I’m really glad Nina Dobrev got out of her relationship with him. Leave him, Nikki. That is controlling asshole behavior. He’s pretty to look at, but you deserve better.

Seriously, how coddled and unduly confident do you have to be to think that this will just go over as a cute story? This is someone that has never faced consequences in his life.

At the very least (the very, very, very least) we’d be starting some couples and separate therapy sessions immediately.

SERIOUSLY. NOT A NORMAL ASIDE.

It seems so controlling...like get a girls permission for the photos and definitely before you throw out their birth control! I can’t imagine what I would do if someone did that to me, dump them probably.

“What’s so cool”, Ian, you complete jackass, is that you weren’t slaughtered right there and then. Oh, did I say cool? I meant tragic. What a creep. And the friend was in on it? This sure sounds like a stellar group of people.

So not only did he throw out her birth control, but then he made sure he was filmed “interviewing” her about it because he knew she would freak the fuck out. Well, that’s....disgusting.

Reed: I’ve never seen this. Was I drunk? Was I coherent?

Yuck. Perfect illustration of the principle that when people tell you who they are, you should listen. She should have run fast in the opposite direction the first time he was “presumptuous.”

Yeah let me tell you. It takes a lot of manipulation to get a person to the point where a dude can throw away all her birth control pills while a friend films it and then she can have his baby. Just based on this interview, he’s been pushing her boundaries and testing her limits since they first starting dated.…

I’d like to see how “cute” my partner thought it was when I was weeping in agony from my next period.

I will never be able to see this smug asshole without thinking about how he pulled this shit. Had Reed been smart she would have dumped him then and never looked back. A man who would do this kind of thing has zero respect for you.

RUN GIRL RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I really can’t express just how appalled I am.