Seriously. Imagine if someone who actually gives good advice were doing this?

You’re right. There’s no capacity for nuance, considering multiple thoughts or exploration of unintended consequences. So silly of me. Let’s just keep making the same mistakes, in service to the cause of holier-than-thou moral and ideological purity.

I haven’t thought of it this way before, but does Obama share some blame here?

Fun fact (?!): I know the guy who stalked Madonna and is now suing the city. Our families have homes in the same small community on a lake in upstate NY. He was whacked out on drugs when he was stalking her (he would stand in front of her apartment with signs professing his love - never actually followed her or…

In excerpt that sounds really creepy but listening to in full, it doesn’t come off quite as bad. It seemed more like one of those questions trying to get the person to express the one thing they want more than anything else & be aware of it. Obviously, she was. They both laughed and I think it was more an exchange…

Easier said than done. I know of couples who split during pregnancy but continued to live together and co-parent through most of the kid’s first year while they figured out what was best for them.

I know we will have to co-parent, regardless of the outcome, so we are both seeking counseling in order to work through issues to be better parents. I just don’t know what is right, or at least, what other people would do in a situation like this.

I’m not sure even Spicer would take that job.

There’s “new money” and there is “new hotness.” Both will end up broke and homeless in 5 years.

daycare is $1500 a month?!?! How can anyone afford to work??????

No icing and with raisins. So a cinnamon bun with the best part removed and the worst thing added.

Who locked Sarah Palin in the curing shed?

“Oh, Harry. Spares don’t get satchels. Satchels are for future kings. Now go gather your things into that burlap bag that cook emptied the potatoes out of.”

Poor Harry. He just thought it was all a jolly day of dress-up. But William knew. And though he told Harry, over and over, Harry still thought they were just going to go play and come back home for a cream tea.

Well one of his theoretic (given how the English crown kinda...stopped passing by succession for a while it’s hard to really determine on a lunch break) seized power at 18 in a daring prison break this is might happen. Hoary?

His wee little loafers and his unimpressed cherubic face just slay me.

Please tell me the teacher is just bending down to shake his hand and that she isn’t required to curtsy to a four year old.

freshly baked pain aux raisins

So, which house do you think the sorting hat will place him in? You might think Slytherin because blond and royal, but he’s not a pure blood (mom is a commoner), so I’m gonna say Ravenclaw.

Eh, conventionally hot people have all this baggage, but “weird hot” people are quite well-adjusted to their attractiveness, or so I’ve heard, heh heh