I don’t want to sound pro-Trump or anti-EPA in any way; the opposite is true. Emphatically. In fact, the damage to the environment us my main heartache with this administration.

Since fracking scaled up and became extremely lucrative.

As a witch, I am insulted. I too am smart, white and traditional. For instance, on the day of the black sun, we sacrificed the first born male so the gods would bring back the light.

Amen. If I had a pound for every time I’ve dated a guy who turned into a monster-cheating-wanker because he suddenly got hot in his mid 20s, I’d have...about enough for a Starbucks.

That’s right, Joaquin, GET MONEY. Don’t let her prenup you, either!

What can I say? I do what I can’t.

I hope Selina doesn’t lose to Jonah but I feel they are setting us up for it. But I hope they bring up Jonah’s irascible uncle. And I could definitely use more Kent and Ben!

I can’t help but wonder if CHRIS told her she shouldn’t have friends and Chris should be her best friend. Back when she was the hot one and he was just a chubby comedian. Rumor is he’s VERY religious and conservative.

This is why I outsource my hotness. There’s another guy out there dealing with all of that getting hit on and managing various relationships and getting offers to star in movies. Too much work.

In a way you’re proving her point—it’s good to have both, in case one or the other (hopefully not both) let you down.

My take on a Chris Pratt is that he was a chubby (by Hollywood standards) guy in Hollywood for years who always thought he deserved to be a bigger star and was probably treated rudely many times, so when fame finally hit, his ego launched out of control because he finally got what he thought was his due, and he is…

This sounds like a pretty solid life style.

Being a toddler sounds like a pretty sweet gig, tbh.

The Jesus and Mary chain-smokers.

Daniel Day-Lewis “broke his arm in a motorbike accident” and has been shuffling around the village in a cast.

That’s exactly what a green skinned person would say. She’s just in white face.

God, I hate that I love this. Can I go even farther and say that she apparently blew the campaign budget on her FB profile pic?

Even as a white person, I’m amazed at how many white people consider it to be an accomplishment. Like you achieved it?

See? This is what they mean when they say white people are in danger of disappearing. Our traditional culture is vanishing before our very eyes...

That one left me gob-smacked. She’s white. I can tell by her picture. Yet she still had to put “white” in her campaign description?