Excuse me but THIS witch has an adorable baby face, thank you very much.

IMO she’s his guardian trying to hide his clearly deteriorating mind. Dementia/Alzheimers/frontal lobe failure etc. Same reason she went to the G20 meeting and not Orange.  

Did you get a witch vibe? I saw troll. Not dickhead saying stupid shit on the internet troll but actual living under a bridge pestering goats troll.

Actually, she just misspelled “wight”.

A former judge. This person has already been in a position to affect other people’s lives. Good god.

Look, not to be a contrarian here, but there are just some people about whom you can say little else beyond “they’re white”. Like, if that’s one of your only defining characteristics because you otherwise bring nothing to the table, then that’s fair, no?

Lady needs to do something with her bangs. I didn’t know if was possible for hair to look both fried and stringy.

That’s just normal human makeup. Her real picture:

This is a good observation. You could run her face through one of those “cartoon-ify” apps and she’d be ready for Halloween.

She’d probably say “I ain’t Congress!”

Can you imagine going to a job interview and in response to the question “what are your 3 best qualities?” Saying white for one of them? Nowhere would hire you and reasonably so. It’s a sign of madness.

lol@ “she’s like a brunette Ann Coulter”

“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. Life shapes the face you have at thirty, but at fifty you get the face you deserve.” — Coco Chanel

“As mayor, what I would like to discourage is assembly,” Barnette said.

As a denizen of Los Angeles, the ability to do “impressions” is what blows me away– and also intimidates me about actors. In junior high school it was called “mimicking.” It’s what future actors excelled at when they wanted to humiliate a classmate (not me, of course!).

Totally. Not purely shallow and vapid, of course, but she’s like Meryl Streep - the affectations are what steal the show. Kind of an anti-Nicole Kidman, who usually fucks up the accent while making you see the character’s depth on ten different levels.

In 2004 I was in high school and lived in those weird t shirts with ironic sayings paired with tiered mini skirts and now I’m 29 and haven’t worn a mini skirt in about 10 years so it really does feel like ancient history.

The 1950s feels closer to now than 2004 ever did.