Dear Republicans,

Oh, man, I am breaking out into hives just thinking about how much I would hate this.

Sounds like a hell of a weekend for those people.

Streisand wasn’t in Love Story. Was she maybe referring to The Way We Were?

I would kill to go, and I’m a little ashamed of that. Just a little.

Really? I love her and thought she was funny!

She looks fine. She’s always wearing these sheer/cutouts dresses. Oh the cutouts/sheer have a different design/pattern?

Aside from acting consistently in great (Freaks and Geeks), not so great but beloved (Dawson’s Creek) and in between those (Cougartown) shows since the 90s, she’s Michelle Williams’s best friend and almost always her date to award shows.

They should reenact a few scenes from Rome by the only (fake) centurions worth remembering.

I absolutely hate the Times Square characters, but that’s because there’s way too many of them; they clog the square, they tend to be overly aggressive, and their costumes are usually fucking filthy. But I would probably take a picture with these guys at the coliseum because OF COURSE I would!

As dumb and criminal as I think it is for people to drink and *then* drive, there should be a special place in hell for people who drink *while* driving. That’s just fucking ignorant.

Ok: Pour it, babe!

The casting for “Coyle” was the thing that really distinguished the episode from the actual story. While Christopher MacDonald was great at being a scary, menacing creep (the lip-licking got me queasy, too), he just isn’t hideously, blobulously, repellently disgusting as is Roger Ailes - because who is?

No, he’s not. There is a clear correlation of notes between the Vanilla Ice track and “Under Pressure” - if it isn’t a looped sample to begin with. The argument here is that the actual notes of “Blurred Lines” don’t match up with “Got to Give It Up” - versus something like George Harrison’s “My Sweet Lord” and The…

No, they’re arguing that for one song to infringe on another it actually has to copy a sequence of notes or melody. It can’t just be “Hey, this Oasis song reminds me a little bit of a Beatles song”.

“Diagnosis: Stylish” did make me laugh out loud, so I guess I am part of the problem.

Today was “Terminator 2 Day” in Houston.

“Misguided”?

So they have screwed up less because it isn’t as old?

I thought urban Jewish kids opened up sidewalk loan stands..?