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They also filed a petition to keep the Prince from working on his Trans Am in the driveway.

“Baio was asked on a radio show about Moran’s death, and he replied: “For me, you do drugs or drink, you’re gonna die. I’m sorry if that’s cold, but God gave you a brain, gave you the will to live and thrive and you gotta take care of yourself.” He has since said that he didn’t know at the time of his comment that she

This is dumb. Take your star and get out.

I read it as “luckily for her, her bewbs didn’t pop out.” I don’t think they were trying to be malicious.

Yeah and animals don’t talk or sing either. Why would they make a story of such unbelievable situations!? Harrumphhh!

and the strangely aggressive chemistry he shared with Jennifer Grey (fun fact: they did NOT like each other!)

And all the young audience members nodded their heads in agreement to his platitudes about outreach and understanding, and then they left the auditorium, graduated, moved to one of three cities, wasted their votes in 90% Democratic districts, and lost the House of Representatives and the presidency for another 50

“The voice of the average, blue-collar American isn’t necessarily represented in Hollywood.”

Hot Take: They should have picked a uglier way to commit suicide. Blood in the water is romantic imagery

We met Gloria Allred during the Women’s March weekend in DC. She gave my 8-year-old a big lesson when she was too shy to shake her hand: “no one can touch you without your permission”.

Francesa: If it came down to sacrificing the United States or Israel, you’d sacrifice the United States?

The worst thing to happen to me all week has been seeing some of my so-called “leftist” friends’ skepticism about the persecution of gay men in Chechnya. They’re so wedded to an international mindset that sees the U.S. as the bad guy in places like Syria and Ukraine that it’s led them down a strangely pro-Putin path,

The period between six and 14 weeks is brutal on the body, especially when it comes to physical exertion. The nausea and sudden shift in hormones are exhausting, but the real kicker is the abrupt and significant increase in your body’s blood volume — which is basically like going from sea level to Denver in terms of

Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant

It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!

I don’t know how it happened. I am starting to like Katie Perry. This is the darkest timeline. It’s as if somebody went back in time to change the future and now we’re stuck like this.

Jenna Bush is bad on Today but I am more offended by her roving editor (or whateverthefuck) “columns” in Southern Living. Southern Living is like my Bible, and when Jenna says shit like, “I like to wear shorts in summer because it’s hot,” I want to commit murder.

I want to point out that The Great Wall was not whitewashing. It wasn’t even Hollywood. The film was made in China by Chinese. Just look at the cast on IMDB and tell me how this can even be considered whitewashing?

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