I’m pretty sure if you watched the security cameras, thieves actually got into the car, started it up, drove 100 feet, turned around and parked it in the same spot, with a look of disgust on their faces as they exited.

Happiness is low-range and the perfect application of throttle. [Image: Nan Palmero/Flickr]

Most Ferrari engines. You’ve got red on you.

The inline 6 out of the e-type

1989 and a 36 month/36,000 warranty? That’s the current base Subaru warranty. That was a little eye opening.

YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE

These are great SUVs but they are so hot some dealers are putting markups on them and most are selling them for sticker.

Datsun S30 with Racing Seats. Perfect

“Vince, what do they call those in France?”

Where were all you guys when I had my Loyale up on CL? I finally just sold it and it was cleaner than this one with the newer fuel injected engine. It also had alloys from an XT on it.

I’d vote for something totally weird... like a Citroen DS

They should just transition to the F-35!

A beige Camry. Drive normally and you are literally invisible to police.

Audi RS6 Avant. It can haul 1918 lbs of cannabis no problem

More than likely since the body has relatively low miles and no other damage. Or it’s sitting across the street from the dealer at the Adesa auction house.

People always use the shortened version. You have to make sure to finish the job.

I turn off TC and Stabilitrak all the time... in my super awesome Turbocharged 6 speed manual ... 1.4L 138HP FWD Cruze Eco...