The Subaru just needs a little lift.

Let us be the devil and the angle on your shoulders here...

Greased driveshaft love, Headlight squirt, Wheel Balancing Assplay, Radiator flush enema, Lesbian valvejob tongue...

Just picked up this bad boy for 5 grand. 2002 100,000 miles. Whats everyone think....good deal?

At that price point its not just crack, its a pile of crack. Gear leaver looks like it was swiped from an Audi A4 of the B6 or B7 generation.

Are you kidding? I spend 8-12 hours a day on Jalopnik.

We call that “Christian Dance Party Ride Height.”

I’m an engineer and I love the US system. It’s just so much more stylish than metric.

Kid, you bend that and you’re grounded till Jesus comes back.

And with the right British car, you don’t even need to push a button!

Citroen U55 Cityrama Currus...........

Oddly enough Doug’s most reliable car is now a 25 year old imported right hand drive Nissan Skyline.

Holy shit! A pay phone!

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#dressed

A-Fucken-men.

Dude. NJ Turnpike has the best left lane understanding of any highway I’ve ever driven on. The worst is, by far, out in California.