...though I do wonder why it was in the junkyard...

Just make a cafe o’lait. nuke the milk for 45 seconds and then dump in shitty coffee.

I see no problems here.

The proper roasting of the beans is as important as the source beans themselves. Something like this would also be wasted on me but I wouldn’t say no if offered the chance to try a cup, after adding some Carnation Non-Dairy Creamer.

I actually don’t remember the last time I added any anti-freeze to a car other than my dad’s subaru and dad’s Datsun. I keep some in the garage just for him, and some oil, power steering fluid, and brake fluid as well. Shit maybe I should get him a better car.

You are the fist comment I’ve seen that has mentioned ABS. ABS makes this entire conversation irrelevant.

Have you ever heard of anti-lock brakes? They do all the thinking for your and do it quite well. 

Altered Carbon is one of the better science fiction shows I’ve seen in quite a while. Right up there with the Expanse. 

They are going to a porn shoot or to church. 

1. I haven’t used a paper boarding pass in several years. I’m still alive and haven’t delayed anyone getting on a plane or getting though security.

Si. 

Yes. 

Chevy Venture.

If my server ain’t giving me that shit up front I’m taking that shit tout de suite. 

I just requested to join that FB Group. These are my people. 

I checked my bag on an alaska flight and it was at baggage claim before I could walk to baggage claim. 

Beets are good for red poop. Good times! 

When I bought my Subaru Outback in 2013 the manual was $750 cheaper than the auto. It was a reasonably nice to row 6 speed so I bought it with no clue as to how rare it was.

You will never see me turning down a 1st class seat asignment upgrade.

Exactly the extra service in first class cost the airline a good deal of money, hence the increased cost. Coffee in a real porcelain cup, hot towels, and overcooked turkey burgers have a real cost.