When I bought my Subaru Outback in 2013 the manual was $750 cheaper than the auto. It was a reasonably nice to row 6 speed so I bought it with no clue as to how rare it was.

You will never see me turning down a 1st class seat asignment upgrade.

Exactly the extra service in first class cost the airline a good deal of money, hence the increased cost. Coffee in a real porcelain cup, hot towels, and overcooked turkey burgers have a real cost.

This is assuming a Yoda ages in a linear fashion. 

In order of preference:

The dash 8/Q400 is usually used for short hops and short fights, the best seats for long legged folks are 1A-1B and 2A-2B. I think the longest flight I’ve been on a Dash8 is Portland-Kalispell at 1 h 25 minutes. It’s unfortunate for a 6'-11" guy to be in this position. I’m 6'4" and my knees hit the seat back hard on a…

Don’t forget our favorite Bombardier Dash 8 Q-400.

My mom sent me this:

Next time I fart next to my wife and she gives me the evil eye, I will simply say: “Mr. Rogers can fart and his wife thought it was funny”.

The majors are making Alaska Airlines frequent flyer program look downright generous. At 40,000 miles you can take a round trip almost anywhere Alaska flies in the lower 48. With basic MVP status (at 40,000) miles you get free upgrades, priority boarding, and free checked bags.

I wonder how many cans of cream of mushroom soup were used to make this. 

Get some!

Well that’s awkward.

Cleveland browns? Checks out.

1. Guy who boarded plane without his 5 person family, go irate, so after push back we had to go back to gate and drop him off before he lost his shit and got violent. Delayed flight about 30 minutes, but I thought they were going to cuff the ass hole.

The shredded carrot is gross just gross, anything that turns brown and slimy when exposed to warm water is a no go.

This is amazing! Thanks.

I for one am looking forward to lime jello with walnuts, cottage cheese, and crushed pineapple as prepared by my hippy mother born in 1948. She also has a strawberry with sour cream layers that is exquisite. 

Moose drool is like the Montana state beer.

I didn’t realized the Voltron characters went on to the He-Man universe.