It’s amazingly annoying.

I like to play chicken with A-holes who turn left in front of me, the auto braking really sucks then, just takes it from scaring the shit out of them (if they even see me coming) to a non-issue. The newer Outback that I drove was truly annoying and the lane assist was the worst. Beeping constantly because it didn’t…

WHO YA GOT

And the Nissan Frontier hasn’t changed since 2007.

My company uses the corporate version of Expedia (Egencia). It fucking sucks and costs us more money. I only use it when booking hotels that I know I can get prepaid. I always book directly with the airlines and use their aps (Alaska and Delta). If you have to change a flight through Expedia, prepare to loose some…

I got hit by an old guy sucking on an oxygen tank. I was in my 1975 Datsun B210 (Mediterranean blue). He was going to pay me cash for my car but the damage to his mini van was so much he hand to file a claim. At the end of the day I got $550 from his insurance company on a car that I paid $575 for. I fixed my Datsun…

That’s a solid NP, these cars are trading for $15-25k these days in not perfect but running condition. The mechanical is stupid easy on these cars it’s all about the body and interior condition.

I had a slightly larger than a pea size piece of ear wax removed from my right ear. After that I just tilt my head in the shower and irrigate liberally. Seems to work well and no more ear jams. 

Is a pickle a sandwich?

This is what happens if he doesn’t comply:

Just wanted to add, I don’t have much to say either. 

But we still get to fly those Virgin planes with an alaska livery on the outside, virgin on the inside. 

If there is an EM blast I will at least have one car that will still work.

TIL Will Shortz can kick all our assess at table tennis. This is awesome. 

9. Bullock. He is the most articulate of the centrists. He should run for senator and flip that senate seat blue.

You can stop the GIF at 1995.

I’ve been eating high calorie meals from truck stops and dinners for years. Take a monty cristo, a fried ham and cheese sandwich? Love me a monty cristo.

I try to limit my oreo intake to 3-4 cookies so my poop doesn’t look weird. Same with black licorice.

Not all hero’s wear capes.