Highlander-Datsuns are Forever

6/28/19

This sounds like any microsoft application.

6/25/19

When your oil to fuel ratio is 1:50 and they advertise your car as a 4 stroke, you have a problem.

6/25/19

When you feel the love you tend to forget the traumatic moments when you wife texts you to say the oil light is on again after adding 1 qt three weeks ago...

6/25/19

My 2013 outback was subject to the excessive oil consumption issue, at 30,000 miles subaru gave me a 2016 Outback Limited for 3 days while my dealer installed a new short block. Other than that, and the occasional Christmas tree of dashboard lights that they have not been able to figure out, the car has been trouble…

6/24/19

Delta in SLC was up to $1,600 one time, I should have jumped, that’s quite a nice chunk of change.

6/24/19

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome

6/24/19

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome

6/24/19

You win.

6/18/19

You are welcome.

6/18/19

Wait staff and managers smoking behind the restaurant? NEVER HAPPENS.

6/18/19

But Salty, really how is the chicken?

6/17/19

Have you ever sat down and eaten 5 bowls of rice crispies? That’s how much you have to eat to equate to one piece of toast.

6/17/19

Nor can you take a 2nd generation Honda Passport 20 miles up a jeep tail in the mountains.

6/17/19

This is $2,000 and me thinks a much better value for your money.

6/10/19

Years ago we had some seagulls eat about 2 lb of cheese from our pick nick basket on a beach. They were so full they couldn’t fly.

6/10/19

I’d like to see SWA start flying some embardier 175's (AKA mini 737's) and start serving more regional airports. That will never happen tho. I fly Alaska about 75% of the time and they are not terrible, they are better than Delta with being on time but Delta has nicer planes.

6/8/19

I know exactly where that rest stop is, right next to the road by Jackson. So strange to just vanish like that, it’s not exactly out in the boonies. I am hoping he is found safe and well.

6/7/19

I had the top button undone and was unzipping when I realized what I was doing. I have a plastic and fabric belt but the TSA mafia gets all out of shape if I don’t take it off.

6/7/19

There was that one time at the Gap when they had 2 for 1 on some nice polo shirts and it was clearly miss-marked. I fucking cleaned up, got like 6 polo shirts for about $25.

6/6/19

You kid but recently at a 6 AM flight I was half asleep and was starting to take my pants off before I realized that was not necessary to get through security.