Year one, some of Jack Blacks finest work.

I put the timing chain on 180 degrees off and breaking 6 exhaust valves on a Nissan N42 high compression cylinder head on my 240z, just after a head rebuild.

Area man reports that he still prefers Little Caesars over most regional food in Minnesota (Jello Salad exempt).

The French do it, are they all wrong?

Pictured below is the Russian scientist who invented the contraption:

I will never be able to unlock my phone in a meeting again and have a lovely lady pop up as the last screen I was looking at...

Skunk Works should be required reading in the US public school system.

Don’t worry if Yellowstone erupts it will probably still fuck up California with the ensuing nuclear winter.

Well I can’t physically fit in one well enough to drive it, so I’ll never get to go to Miata church.

Ha! Slow car fast is awesome. I bet my 2.0 Mazda could best that by 2-3 mph.

I’ve noticed this on almost all modern cars. What I figured is that in the old days they actually made the windshield and A-pillars wider than the rest of the car to push the wind around an open window. Now days the air is hitting directly on the B and C pillars when the windows are open. It’s just not possible to…

Needs an umbrella and two more chairs.

When yellowstone blows I want to be right there and witness it first hand. I don’t want to be a survivalist who suffers years though nuclear winters until I ultimately starve to death or get eaten by zombies.

Asshole midget drug dealers.

The Max is great, Portland did it right when they built light rail. From the airport to pioneer square it’s about 45 minutes. The food truck scene is legit, pay cash and save money!

I thought this was common knowledge. I spent my childhood in the back seat crossing vast distances at 57 mph. Luck would have it that in Montana 90% of speeding tickets were a $5 fuel conservation ticket as a Fuck you to the feds who mandated the 55 limit in the first place. So Montanans drove in the 70-80 range and…

Come on Andy, this is the Sweater song:

You go first!

I’m pretty sure I would have sustained an injury if I had tried to stuff a bill in her costume, minimal as it was.

The belly dancer at a fancy Moroccan restaurant was distracting, I was unsure if I should stare, put a 5er in her costume or attempt to ignore.