Unless you are flying United, no time is a good time to book.

Currently in my frig is both Sweet Baby Ray’s and Stubbs. In the cupboard is some Montana Red Neck Smoked Keester Rub. Don’t forget the rub.

She is covering up a wench.

So David becomes a sensitive pony tail guy who gently urges non violent solutions to mechanical problems on piles of rust.

Les Schwab did ask me if I wanted my tires siped, I was like that is still a thing? No thanks man I’ve got dedicated winters go pound sand.

My two biggest wrenching mistakes so you don’t feel bad:

I kinda looks like it may have slipped off the end support, look a the lean on that support in this photo. It’s hard to screw up a pre-stressed concrete bridge, they have been around for 100 years.

I wonder if one end fell off the support, you can see it leaning away from the road.

It kinda looks like one end fell off the support, that would be more likely than it collapsing. You can see the support leaning away from the roadway.

In surveying you use feet and tenths, so that would be 4.16 feet. Carpentry is pretty much the only profession that uses feet and inches. To be clear on my drawings if I use inches I go all in, pipes are 30-inches in diameter not 2' 6". It’s just easier to understand. Concrete and steel is really easy tho. Rebar is by…

Yeah, someone really f-ed this one up. Probably something huge like miss reading 4-inches as 4mm.

This is horrible, and in this day and age completely avoidable.

....and torque for days!

I got a bit of the squirts on my last trip. I was just hoping to avoid using an airplane toilet. 10/10 would take constipation over squirts any day.

This could backfire if you have an early flight. See also: pooping on a plane.

If she leans any harder on that bumper airbags may deploy.

Those shoes! Gadds they are ugly.

The emperor always builds two death stars.

Yes, we are rich AF.

These 2.0L cars in Spokane WA are listed about $2k under MSRP. Can’t view the full sticker so I can’t verify how valid the price is.