Nicki’s continuing this Meek Mill charade just cuz she knows it makes Drake feel some type of way. She cackles at the fool who really thinks she’s into him and the fool who will always want but never have her.

because the Miss America people were under the impression Vanessa would apologize for her actions, and then they would give her the crown.

We are long lost siblings. *pats shoulder awkwardly, having never learned affection.*

She talked to our mom about it a lot.

But about a hundred times as many people consume alcohol as consume illegal drugs. You can’t discuss mortality numbers without factoring usage. If 4,000 people took heroin last year, and 3,900 of them died, it is much more deadly than if 1 million people consumer alcohol last year and 10,000 of them died. Heroin (and…

This is so Ron Swanson I could die.

Gosh... I really hope blind people don't see this :/

I’m glad I’m not alone, because sometimes I think my humor in trauma is sick even though it feels natural to me. Something that I think about a lot—I had a daughter who passed away in infancy and on the day of her memorial my husband and I were in the pastor’s office prior to the start of the service. I didn’t know…

Ah service jobs (food/retail/anything). Where pretty much everyone has at least one story that ends with “and then I went and cried in the bathroom.”

Yes. And no.

Yet another example of how women are socialized to have manners and men are socialized to believe that women will have manners for them.

You think that's bad. Some of my male friends have had bachelor parties in the past year. The locales they have chosen are fucking steak restaurants and fucking softball (softball was only one guy, but that started at a steak restaurant). Like, I get it. They love their wives and respect women blah blah blah.…

Well, you and your brother are clearly communists rather than good American children.

From TMZ

My years of subscriptions to Highlights has finally paid off. wood pattern near second window is different. tie on guy two is upsidedown.

Stop. Stop making me love you.

Basically me. U tryna holla?

This isn’t technically a blackout story, but here goes. Was in Jamaica in 1998 (this is important later) with a girlfriend staying at one of those “all inclusive” places-all you can eat food AND drink. Anyway, we were laying on the lounges pretty close to the water all morning and into the afternoon, drinking the rum…