I have been saying for awhile that there needs to be some type of app + thermometer thing. Thermometer in the car, sends temp to a phone app, goes hysterical if it goes over a certain degree. I also have fantasized about some type of small, mobile fan, ac system. All of this for my dogs not kids. But still. I feel…

I look 100% terrible in maxi dresses and skirts. I dk why. I don’t have a weird body shape, I am of normal height. Esp the casual ones. So I hate them. But I hate them in a frustrated way. I see girls wearing maxi dresses everyday that look awesome. I am not one of them. The only one I have found that looked good on…

Excellent. Carry on.

I hope you also wore a piece of yellow plastic on your wrist for at least 5 years or else none of this other stuff matters.

I think you will find the definitions of “entitled” and “standard (which is what I said)“ are not the same.

I dk. I am sure there are some super successful freemasons, but pretend as they like I doubt they got there bc they are freemasons. It is a silly club for people who read books like “Power” and like to pretend they are titans of industry.

I get it if people are older, their kids are a little older and they have some $$ sacked away for such an occasion. But people in their 20’s or people with babies, makes not a lot of sense. If I am going to spend hundreds of dollars I dont have on a weekend away - it is going to be something I picked and about me.…

I like candles. But I do not make assumptions about what types of candles people like and thus would never buy someone one. I hate decorative shaped candles that clearly were not made to be burned and I hate most of the scents out there.

I bought a wireless Dyson vacuum a few months ago and spent a weird amount of time with it. Can you steam clean hardwood? Cause I may go get what you got.

I originally had bulk toilet paper and paper towels on my Amazon registry and eventually took it off bc of the numerous comments I got from it. I can’t be practical? Give me some Swifter pads, please and thank you, them shits are expensive.

It is like giving engraved silver cake slicer/servers for wedding presents. I know several people who have gotten those. I guess if I think of my grandma’s house the never used topper and slicer would be given a place of honor on a self below a wedding picture but to me it is fucking bizarre. How do these random…

I would get them something small or write out a card with things that mean things. Most of my wedding party didn’t get us gifts, I specifically told them not to. They had already contributed a lot by just being a part of it and being there for us. But a tiny part of me was bummed by the ones who didn’t give a card or…

NO IT IS NOT POSSIBLE WE DO NOT MAKE MISTAKES. WE ARE THE ONE TRUE CHILDREN OF GOD MADE IN HIS FLAWLESS IMAGE. Or something.

Ha. For a second I thought you said “does she breed” which I thought was an aggressive way to say she is hot. I follow now.

I’m confused. You don’t like waiting an hour for a pan to heat up hot enough to cook an egg?

I recently moved to an UWS apt with a dishwasher. The building is decent but not luxurious, its a pre-war walk-up. The apt is on the 6th floor. The apt is nice but not luxurious, it hasn’t been remodeled in many moons. The kitchen is the size of my face, the sink is v. small but it has a dishwasher. A loud old…

Also as race car drivers and financiers.

If we had a time machine this movie could be great. I just remembered Striptease. Demi Moore doesn’t make sense to me in this role so I can discount it and continue wanting to make this movie. Casting would be hard as you need very good actresses who can pull off cheesy yet serious to sell my premise. Ciara and…

Also, I might add, people accusing her of making teenagers make stupid decisions. She is a goddamned teenager. Why do you have expectations of her and not these other dumdums?

Everything about Patrick Swayze makes me sad. And John Travolta. They were both deeply important to me as a very young late 70’s - late 80’s movie, musical loving child.