"The finest voiceover talent available…" Josh Robert Thompson, you mean. Hire him now, and thanks for the several decades, Harry Shearer. No hard feelings.

Perhaps, but they were VERY primitive and, if I recall correctly, operated on their own separate network until just a few decades ago. I don't remember seeing telephone-line FAX machines until maybe the 1970s. I do remember trying to access and use a commercial fax service late in 1982, and it was much more of a…