i was under the impression that the statement ‘all lives matter’ byits very definition is an implicit acknowledgment that black lives (also) matter. We’ve reached a period in time where saying everyone matters is considered racist. I’m going to find a shark to jump over.

I’m black and... nah. All lives matter bro, I don’t know how long it is going to take for our community to realize that you don’t get equality by rallying around our differences.

“God your dumb.”

Yeah, you actually loose a lot of those rights when you scream “I HAVE A LIVE EXPLOSIVE DEVICE.DO NOT APPROACH.” and there are innocent people around. Thus the robot bomb. Its really not that complicated people.

Who?

Good analogy. Of course you’re now going to have to haul things in the back of your newly purchased Porsche.

It’s a walk off homer. I’d be dancing around like a jackass if I caught that after somebody hit one off my own son.

Wait a damn minute, are you saying that if Johnny Cochran accidentally emailed Marcia Clark a pic of OJ Simpson taking a selfie of himself posing in a b-boys stance with a bloody knife in his other standing over Nicole and Ron’s bodies then the law expects Marcia Clark to erase that email and not use it as evidence…

I read all these comments, and I’m surprised (not surprised) that not a single one of you talk about saving for retirement. Bragging about how much travel you can do. If you have the disposable cash, invest it, pay down your student loans, buy a house before inflation, whatever. But don’t spend most all of it,…

You know what else severely limits your ability to have fun? LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS

Based on last years evidence, he definitely didn’t reach the dick. Best case Ball Punch, most likely Taint Punch

Before the plebs reply “DERP A DUBS FAN LEL,” I am not a Dubs fan.

Well, it helps if someone isn’t deliberately stepping on you, leaving his man area open for that sort of flailing. #FreeDray

LeBron is protected more than any player in league history. What a little bitch he is.

Let this be a lesson to all NBA players. Don’t graze Lebron’s pussy.

I love how they fine people for speaking their minds

To avoid tampering rules, the Lakers will just change his title to Honorable Internet Veteran. As an HIV, he will aid the Lakers in getting star talent.

Housekeeper

Seeking new revenue streams are a natural reaction to owing more money than you’re worth to an angry, leathery, orange former professional wrestler.