Obvious fail is obvious. They ranked Lena Dunham as more cool than Emma Stone. Emma Stone is cool, Lena Dunham is tepid.

1) The dong is sideline-to-sideline, thus it is not a hundred yard dong, as a high school football field has an official width of 53.33 yards. (This is unsurprising, as such things are often smaller than advertised.)

4th and schl0ng.

"A 50-year-old woman, her 16-year-old daughter and 17-year-old male friend from Temperance, Michigan are all beingcharged with vandalism after the trio snuck onto the Bedford High School football field and, using weed killer, burned a 100-yard penis into the grass"

Damn right. I'd be elated if they'd lose their non-profit status, because they're not... they're ALL about profit.

this is a bunch of things but erin's dress is "backwards" and it says erin over her vagina and i can't handle it.

I think her faux-Britney Spears music video disproves her superhero origin story of moving to the south at a tender age and being raised by wolves black people (barf) which is why she does verbal black face identifies with black people and our culture.

BRILLIANT. That image is pure brilliance. Every sponsor has to get the DV meme treatment. Money is the only organ where the NFL and its sponsors feel pain.

She's detestable, but I do feel for her if a sex tape is about to be released. What I find more interesting is that it will probably blow apart her whole "I just decided to up and move halfway across the globe at 16 and become a rapper!" story. There is something so sketchy about the entire Iggy Azalea story everyone…

As much as I detest Iggy Azalea (and god do I detest her) this whole sex tape debacle is not cool and Vivid should face legal action for soliciting a tape that was filmed without her knowledge (or consent) when she was still a legal minor.

I said it on Gawker and I'll say it here: Urban Outfitters can go die.

I'm almost impressed at this point. Like I keep thinking "They can't get any more cluelessly douchy than this", but I swear, they just keep managing to sink lower.

Urban Outfitters is a joke...

Because nothing meant more to the worldwide student protest movements of the late 60s than helping fuel the flames of market capitalism.

ETA: And I mean that on top of the requisite "Are you fucking kidding me right now?" that such a dumb move demands.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

I spread it on my toast in the morning. Ghee is delic. . . wait . . . never mind.

Seriously, are we still worried Gayness is a thing that spreads?

That's what a Texas education gets you.

"At least we don't have to work for that asshole James Dolan."

I feel sick reading this.