While you educate him on that, you should educate yourself on jokes and sarcasm.

sarcasm

Hilarious.

Aww, poor little guy. You don't even know what the First Amendment says.

Misread the headline 6 different times as Never Trust Your Kids Around The Olbermann. Still stands.

Golden Tate made so many bad decisions as a punt returner before he actually figured it out. The amount of times he fielded punts at like the two yard line was stupid.

Funny. But, of course, the First Amendment does not apply here. No one is arguing that that they can't call themselves a racist name. But consumers can vote with their checkbooks.

Sounds like some people are getting sick of the First Amendment.

Aside from this play, my favorite form last night was (I think) the first handoff Harvin took on that sweep play where he comes darting across backfield from the slot position. The combination of Harvin's speed and Lynch and Wilson selling the fake broke poor Julius Peppers's brain. He just stood there, completely…

It isn't a gimmick because it just combines two age old aspects of the modern offense. Reading a defense and choosing the right option

It might also just be the fact that Green Bay still doesn't know how to defend an option play. No one will forget how Kaep ran all over them two years straight, and the Seahawks showed that it still worked against Green Bay. I'm not arguing against the evolution of the read-option, and it'll be fun to see how defenses…

You know it must be because Strahan laughed and you know he's heard every gap-toothed joke there is.

Not gonna lie: That Michael Strahan crack was one of the funniest things I've heard recently.

2011: Won division, Lost in NLDS

5-1 against their division? That can't be right. *checks 2013 standings* Holy shit. That's just pathetic, not to make the playoffs with that.

Like every 7 year-old idiot son of Browns and Bears fans living in Iowa, I chose the Cowboys as the team to root for in second grade, because they were the most recent Super Bowl winners. I grew up without TV in my household until I was 11, so the only times I even got a chance to follow them live was during Super…

Multiply by 3 then add humidity that makes it feel like you're in Satan's asshole, constant cloud cover, drivers that are both stupid AND slow, and then you have Houston.

The transcription of the phone call to his dad about Weeden might not be my favorite email in this series, but something about it's subtlety and universality put it in the conversation.

As a lifetime cowboys fan I fully support this article and everything in it aside from Dallas being the worst city in America. Take all the bad shit you said about Dallas, multiply by 3 and you have Houston.

By the way, if you buy a new TV, you will notice that sports look great and movies look like absolute shit. They look like they were filmed live with Carrie Underwood playing a Von Trapp. This is because new TVs have an anti-blurring technology (Samsung's is called Auto Motion) that produces what is known as the "soap…