Don't be too frustrated. You got a boost over your peers to perform in academics and other production-based endeavors.

This guy has to be the favorite for the 2015 Sprite Slam Trunk Contest.

Sure, he gets to dunk, but they made the Asian elephant play point guard.

So Joan Rivers is out of her coma, now?

I thought they didn't wear makeup?

Actual picture of Wes Walker on Molly

Usually these kind of excuses sound like complete BS, and are, but in Welker's case I'm actually willing to believe that if there was acid anywhere within four feet of him after January 1st, he probably dropped it by accident.

This is the worst post-Derby downfall since Barbaro.

I DO NOT INHALE THE REEFERS YOUNG MAN

I can't decide if the super unhip "I don't take marijuana" phrasing is an argument for his innocence or for his agent's skill in drafting subtly effective emails.

Welker's alternate theory for how PED-class amphetamines showed up on his drug test? He's not sure, but he wonders if somebody slipped something into his drink.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

you are right!

+ prople = funny

Prople are made up of mostly water. All I have to do is put my fist is some ice cubes for a little while then go around punching people for charity.

It doesn't surprise me at all that this happened. Of course people were going to try to go bigger and bigger with the amount of water, until they forgot that water actually weighs a LOT.