I vote we ban you from Jalopnik

Did you just compare a Focus RS to a Suzuki SX4?

So you like, thought this whole comment out in your head, typed it all, and actually decided to submit it?

Welcome to European holidays and strikes. Good luck getting anything done in mid August in Italy. Also good luck transiting through France during “strike season” among other countries.

Planned retooling, lazy summer European scheduling...etc.

2 solutions here.

So since divide by 2 and add 7 kind of breaks down when you reach this calcified muppet’s age, I propose a secondary check: Are you older than her mother.

This article is in need of a few clarifications.

That interior is pure alcanterrorism.

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.

UGHHHH GM VERSUS FERD WAR UGHHHH NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT CIRCLE JERK UGHHHHHHHHHHH

Because paying $60,000 or whatever for a tarted up B-class is totally reasonable.

Personally I don’t think “treat your most enthusiastic customers like crap until they actually take delivery of the car” is a great customer service policy.

OK then

Glad the driver is okay. Bring on the Koenigsegg Two:2.

His clone probably wrecked him.

I imagine the dealerships will be able to recoup some of this expenditure through the concomitantly insane service costs to GT owners.

Maybe the Model X missed sales targets because it looks like a Prius, a Ford Edge, and a Model S had a coke-fueled orgy that resulted in this ugly shame baby.