I, on the other hand am a business-casual bigot. I like white polo shirts and tiki torches in the office on Fridays.

I’m the kind of bigot that wears tuxedo t-shirts.

A few other tips:

I’m more of a semi-formal bigot, personally. I like neckties and suits.

Looks like someone’s about to get a presidential pardon!

“two counts of illegal use of tear gas and other gases, and one count of malicious bodily injury with a caustic substance”

1) No. Life now haste no meaning.

There’s a time limit to edit. I think it’s 5 minutes.

The money was almost certainly embezzled. Pinning it on this guy instead of whichever of Putin’s cronies actually did the embezzling is the fascist part of the story.

The entire thing is too cogent. Your punctuation is way too on point.

Wow, embezzlement is a regularly used charge. It doesn’t take that much work to hire somebody to transfer dubious funds to a bank account, especially in a country where you can bribe someone to relax standards.

“Thank God, this is why we should be more like Russia. Arrest all those damn LIE-berals! I am unaware of the concept of turnabout and hilariously question other people’s patriotism despite my ironic misunderstanding of American freedom!’

Oh dear sweet lord, you made it. I feel a little better.

WHO THE FK CAN DISLIKE THIS I CAN THINK Of 3 I am not sure if I spell them correctly