Gork is releasing an album? Is it going to be sensual but brutal, or brutal but sensual?

No, but then at this point, I don't think any Republican enthusiastically endorsing Trump will stop even if Putin flat out says he orchestrated Trump's win.

I'm sure some were pissed, but with no Internet at that time, we likely have no way to know.

Yes, let's completely redesign an iconic alien race a wholly unnecessary second time. The first one made sense, since TOS Klingons were basically just Fu Manchu IN SPACE! But Next Gen Klingons have been just fine, other than the fact that their generally dark skin bore some unfortunate implications. All the new…

Actually, B'Etor was fairly attractive in general. I mean… if you're into that sort of thing.

I can't really take credit. I'm 95% certain it was an Onion headline from a few weeks ago.

Yeah, it's how Trump plans to finance The Wall, now.

That's what I thought. I was wondering if maybe reading it in digital form tricked me into thinking it was short or something, 'cause it sure seemed that way—and, full disclosure, it's not even like it was one of those books that seems short because it grabs you so thoroughly, 'cause while I didn't dislike it, I…

…was The Gunslinger particularly long? I mean, I get the impression the movie is only going to cover the first book, and having just read it, albeit in digital form, it didn't seem particularly long. Quite the opposite, in fact, to the extent that even if the movie covers the first couple books, 95 minutes seems…

Let's just hope the Moms of the world don't overrule/sextract the Hubert Farnsworths of the world when they are designing their emission control systems.

No "What is Starz?" jokes? Really, AV Club? I am disappoint!

My only regret… is that no one in the Trump administration, past or present, has boneitis.

Pshhh, as if. You know he's the kind of motherfucker who will find a way to welch on his child support payment.

Dang, this is welcome news today!

Well, I mean, considering that the Trump administration and their supporters have been trying to justify the military trans-ban as being to protect trans individuals, it kind of makes sense. After all, everyone knows that the best way to protect kids who are being bullied is to expel them from school.

So it was ironic, then?

Really? No one else is going to point out that there was a pornstar in the '90s (and presumably into the 2000s, though I haven't seen him in years) named John Dough? He was one of those really rapey-seeming dudes.

Do you stand behind that guarantee? 'Cause I'd sure as hell love some proof that God exists, these days.

I'm 95% certain he repeated that threat within the last 3 years.

It fucking disgusts me that I recognize that immediately as "Hole Hearted" by Extreme.