There had better be a twenty minute monologue about nuclear proliferation each time the porn stars change positions.

theres only 2 tips that matter in souls games

I’m not saying I’m disappointed, but I thought this would be a Borat themed level.

C’mon Nintendo

needs more games like civilization. perfect platform for such a game. Haven’t tried Civ Rev on mobile, but I assume its just as awesome as it’s console counterpart.

I’m of the opinion that the actual games and the anime art-style look better

“Well, that’s a start” - such poignant last words

Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.

I don’t care what anyone says - the Android Saga was perfect! #17 and #18 were the most hilariously apathetic villains the show ever had.

He started deadlifting Gamecubes and I just fucking died. Nintendo is great.

Remind me again why we should go completely digital with our games?

In the long run this will just be DLC that won’t cost publishers as much.

Charles Dance will always be Numpsy to me.

Mainly because it was a PS3 exclusive and a lot of people were introduced to the series through Dark Souls 1 (multiplatform) when it started getting more mainstream and the “go-to” game for proving you’re a hardcore gamer amongst your friends. Especially when Namco were like lets market it as such with PREPARE TO DIIIE

She’s in MMA they don’t pay her millions of dollars to be smart.

Maybe don’t outsource your boss fights this time.

Ugh. I just can't focus on driving when the popo is behind me. I have to pull over because like 75% of my brain is like HOW FAST AM I GOING TOO FAST? TOO SLOW? ARE THEY MAD???

Imprisonment for life, regardless of age, should be the result of this. It's an act of terrorism.

Japan has no concept of April Fool's Day and April 1st is the beginning of the Japanese Fiscal Year.