My heart just started racing again. THEY WERE FUCKING ROBBED

A Canadian is going to get angry? Woah, this must be serious.

I’m Canadian and for real I will flip a table if Virtue and Moir don’t win. I remember raging out in 2002 also. You’re not wrong that the judging is super corrupt but you are WRONG that nobody cares. Godddd why did you bring up Sale and Pelletier now I’m all heated.

The Ivanka and Jared Story isn’t for Lifetime. It’s for iD.*

It doesn’t help that it’s Virtue and Moir. Their chemistry is so insane that pretty much everything they do is hot. Vagina in face or otherwise.

Perhaps they could try this move:

The corruption of our youth by Canadians will not stop unless we halt this ice-dancing filth in its track. What’s next? They pause in the middle of their seductive dance to hand out leaflets on the need for a universal health-care system?

Remember Angelina Pivarnick? She completely blew her chance at fame and money by being a total bitch and leaving the house early because she thought she was better than everyone.

Yirr trawmah-tiezeen may.

My wife and I like to ask each other “Are you Sammi and Ronnie done or are you done-done?”

Jersey Shore is one of my favorite guilty pleasures. It’s somehow both completely disgusting and yet weirdly heartwarming at the same time?

“It was the 70’s!” I know it’s 2018, but I wish I could use this excuse for all of my mid-40’s proclivities. 

that picture predates her consuming the soul of maria shriver.

I ate Doritos yesterday in public and I was not embarrassed by the crunch, and I even licked my fingers. Am I a man now?

Iggy wouldn’t make it into a high school talent show.

Good on Jonah for losing weight, but the more he loses, the more he looks like Dennis from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

This is... a look. This is the look I sport when I’m running to my car in the morning because I forgot a bag of groceries (and I’m praying my neighbours don’t look out their windows).

That’s pretty much what they said about Roseanne and, yet, here we are.

How does the fact that he was blind mean he wouldn’t need to serve time? Surely if he was able enough to work as a cook and tie up and rape a 13 yo, they would be able to accommodate his needs in prison as well?

Every single detail in this story makes me want to set shit on fire.