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Here for the Jill Kargman goss. I worship Odd Mom Out and feel like she should get more coverage than she does.

This is the only acceptable solution for House of Cards otherwise the show will forever be tainted by Spacey’s horribleness.

Pretty sure the plural of “octopus” is “octobros,” because an octopus is nature’s bro and will totally stunt on your ass

Waiting for someone to correct you on the use of “octopuses” rather than “octopi.” I SUPPORT YOU, WHITNEY!

“He still hasn’t returned my dish though”

Kathy Griffin can do no wrong, in my book. She’s funny and observant as hell, and has worked her ass off forever.

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Can everyone please watch The Good Place? If it gets cancelled I’m going to be so sad. Its such a great show, now go catch up on Netflix!

Megyn Kelly Palette - 9/25/17-10/25/17

Megyn Kelly Palette - 9/25/17-10/23/17

I will say this for the last time. Do not hold women accountable for the actions, decisions or words of their partners. Don’t. Do it.

here’s why i think it isnt her:

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

• Megyn Kelly said, “So my next guest says the secret to happiness boils down to three things: pleasure, pride, and purpose.”

Megyn Kelly Colors, 9/25/17-10/18/17

The Kelly Apartment, 10:00 pm

The same is true of Carly Rae Jepsen’s persona and nobody nails her to the wall in the same way. Emotion and Side B being five alarm fire probably help, admittedly.

1. Taylor is the most Slytherin Slytherin who has ever Slytherin-ed. Lean into it, girl.