I have one request of Steam, and it’s the same request I’ve been making for oh, four or five years now:

Fallon is an idiot.

K, what should we post about instead today?

I don’t know which topic is worst: is Landon Donovan or Eli Manning or Joe Flacco elite?

I mean, good for her - I just can’t believe she robbed Lochte afterwards.......totally uncalled for.

They’re worth exactly as much as someone is willing to pay them. (And in the cases of max players, most are worth a lot more than even that.)

Can someone explain why the hate for the English team? I'm now an expat (been away for about 10 years) and I'm not much of a soccer fan but they haven't won anything in 50 years (with, at best, a few near misses in that time). At this point, they are the Browns of world football, why so much delight at their failure?.

This is the part I don’t get. I watch way too much PL football and I love my team, but I relish seeing England get knocked out early from international competition.

Macca is the perfect analyst for describing your most embarrassing moment. His “awwww” got longer with every feeble set piece attempt.

This is hilarious. The match announcers, Ian Darke and Steve McManaman, gave the team a thorough beating in the last 10 minutes, too.

You probably think that stripper really likes you.

You probably don’t understand why everyone hates Duke.

You probably think the NCAA really cares about amateurism and academics.

You probably think a Negroni tastes better than a Boulevardier.

You probably think you’re 1/16th Cherokee!

You probably think the Vikings actually wore horned helmets in battle.

You probably think Greedo shot first!

YOU PROBABLY THINK EVOLUTION IS JUST A THEORY!

You probably pronounce gif as jif.

Yeah. My ears are completely fucked from years of punk rock, but even I can tell that this is an odd comparison.