It's extraordinarily hard to score directly off a corner. Just ask Greg Anthony.

Exactly! Reality is so much more interesting than GamerGate's "good vs. evil" version of it.

The ironic thing is that I find the true of story McGrath and Fish far more interesting than the conspiracy theory. It's a story I can relate to, and makes me feel more sympathy for McGrath than the simple "you stole my game" GamerGate narrative.

The accusations of the GamerGate trolls, even if actually true, are almost laughably pedestrian "offenses" that do not even remotely warrant the amount of outrage that results. "Ooooh, nepotism and award-fixing at a small indie games festival! Some developer's game got a better score because she was fucking the guy…

Angering Drew enough to get him to write this, even though it physically pained him? I regret nothing.

So that picture could've been taken any time between 2004 and yesterday?

UMMMM Sellouts are a requirement in the NFL, otherwise the games are blacked out on TV. Teams routinely buy out tickets and hawk them at cheap prices to maintain sellouts. A sellout in football is not indicative of popularity like it is in the other major sports.

Next Bob will demand an apology from anyone who has suggested his young girlfriend is only with him for his money.

So their response to a guy grabbing his crotch is to then reintroduce the likelihood of a kickoff return, something the NFL considers one of the most dangerous plays of the game because it leads to a high incidence of concussions and something they've pushed pretty hard to get rid of by moving the ball up to the 35?

Tom Brady is not a good liar.

Now that his season is over, here's Andrew Luck's view.

This will be Belichick's view in 10 days.

So Lowery slapped him! He just reached back and full-on slapped a 20-year-old ball boy!

When Bill Bellichick heard the news of this report earlier tonight, he promptly fired the team's equipment manager for failing to do his fucking job right by not under-inflating that 12th goddamned football.

Wait, so you've never messed with a coworker's Microsoft Word setting so "y'all" autocorrects to "motherfuckers"?

Disturbed? Slightly

:(

I would very much have enjoyed seeing if that scenario would have played out.

One of the greatest parts of my job are the days when Tommy Craggs, in a flurry of excitement, runs over to me and says something like, "Hey Cooke, can you draw Derek Jeter getting his ass eaten out?" or, "Hey Cooke, can you draw a quick dong on the new Cubs mascot?"