It's still early, but this is a strong contender for dumbest shit posted on Deadspin tonight.

Ah, nothing like one of the most racist metropolises in America to potentially host the most diverse event in the world.

Oh you poor naive soul.

No, they tend not to have criminal codes that reach into who is legally allowed to referee a Junior Varsity HS basketball game.

I'll never understand why they don't just build the whole house out of Watt posters.

Darren Wilson indictment.

It would be fun to split at a bachelor party or something like that. I had an ounce or two at the Sam Adams brewery once and thought it was great but would never entertain buying a bottle myself.

Ash is a cruel maniac. He captures helpless animals, traps them in little balls for days without light, food or water and pit's them to fight against other harmless animals almost until death.

I'm not sure what to make of a world where the Red Sox are closer to the median than the top.

I wish Dirk talked more, he's so quotable. The best was last week on the Ticket when he said he makes Chandler Parsons pay for dinner "because it's my money anyway."

Cool! I thought it was the kid from Bully, all grown up

And then The Shepard said, "I should go."

If you think Biddle's tweet was in earnest or is something to get mad about, you're either an idiot, or you're clinically fucking insane.

What Cecil is referring to is also commonly called injury time which is played beyond the 90 minutes at the referee's discretion to make up for time lost to substitutions and "injuries." Including the 30 min half-time break, the Timbers special dispensation will expire at the end of the official 90, leaving fans in a…

Yeah, I don't think he actually looked at the map beyond a quick glance. The blue of Notre Dame on Long Island blends in to the blue of Penn State in North Jersey and the blue of UConn in Connecticut. NYC, Westchester and the rest of NY State are Syracuse.

I offer this: