I vote to move #12 down the list a few spots after last night.

He let's them have a knife?!

Was behind Stevie Johnson at Starbucks.
Barrista asked for his name.
Stevie said "Putting u on my team."
Disappointing.
—@PeterKingSI

Terrific job, Bill. Seriously.

My favorite Jeter story is the one where a girl ended up getting two gift baskets for visiting him on two separate occasions.

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole!

Hey everybody, let's all make jokes about some poor kid's neurological health — bonus points for shitty puns!

Samer made a GIF:

"Goddamnit son, didn't I teach you to keep your OCs in line?"

Hey Roger.....BETTER CALL SAUL!

This whole fiasco kind of puts the whole "Michael Sam is a distraction" argument into its proper context.

I don't know. He seemed to fade into the background next to Tyson and the host.

Very nice Flash Gordon reference. The scene where they play "football" in the throne room is one of my favorites ever. What a great, terrible movie!

It's the year 2014 and TMZ has more credibility than the NFL. Well done Roger.

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Goodell.

I mean, this is pretty much me when I watch the Knicks, so I get where he's coming from.

So the 2nd half to Yakety Sax?

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.