Reggie McKenzie would love to sign him for his Raiders, but he's not old, injury-prone, and over priced, so he doesn't fit in their rebuilding plans.

...and now don't those jersey buyers feel dumb...

Never Funky Enough

Sadly I have been banned from writing alliterative headlines here.

Even more impressive is the fact that the goal finished off a string of 25-straight passes. That's absurd.

They could save so much money simply by using student-lobbyists!

Wait, so someone set up a fake Joel Sherman Twitter account? Really? Whoever did that must be the most bored person on the planet.

Well guess what man all I'm ever trying to do is save my hometown, too, so you're a real jerk.

Gordon had 1650 yards and 9 touchdowns in 14 games. While catching passes from Brandon Weeden, Brian Hoyer, and Jason Campbell. Weed didn't seem to be weighing him down too much

Yep. So this is Beadle's fault.

I saw this earlier they just filmed like 50 of these and deleted the ones that didn't come true

Wondolowski's goal against Belgium...

Cahill's goal was not only as good as Van Persie's, it was better.

Needed Mark Wahlberg shooting Derek in the leg.

It's all fun and games until Marco Materazzi insults your sister and you have to head butt him into next Tuesday.

If he leaves again, it would be the most AWESOMELY BADASS villain move ever.

"Wait, we can opt out of Cleveland?" — Clevelanders.

This is the most nonsensical signing since Nelson Mandela's funeral.

Bosh is the walrus

Hulk now know what feel when doves cry.