It had to be shared again:

See, i think this is the problem with people who want to start watching soccer. They're told Americans don't care about soccer and they should, and then when they want to take interest they get elitist, shitty statements like this.

The US advances with a win vs either Portugal or Germany. It's completely in the Yanks' hands.

Yeah, Ghana totally dominated the U.S. They were behind for literally 86 minutes of the match. Total domination, bro.

Italy needs to beat Costa Rica, which is +4 on goal differential over England. If Italy then beats Uruguay, England would advance if they can beat CR by enough goals to catch up on GD.

Guy in Brazil Jersey: I'm telling you, I'm paralyzed! I have no feeling in my legs. I will never walk again!

So I've come up with this theory: possession soccer only works if you keep possession.

CONCACAF has done itself proud so far.

[guesses wrong on all 5]

I don't know why people have been saying that. Portugal is pretty mediocre outside of Ronaldo. And less Pepe they're even worse off.

Moral victories are nice; three points are nicer.

umm... the team currently leading group D is Costa Rica. I think we'd do ok against them.

Sort of, but he allows the best player, Bradley to play with attacking abandon, which is what the US needs.

LETS GO

Actually, FIFA has become world renown for its quality tit sucking over the past few years.

CON-CA-CAF! CON-CA-CAF! CON-CA-CAF!

I predict Russia will win the group after the other teams are infiltrated by unusually disciplined players in unmarked uniforms.

sunblock?

you're crazy