That's the lamest gay bar I've ever seen. It looks like they just renamed an old ESPN Zone.

The Rams did the NFL a huge favor drafting him. I'm expecting the NFL to return the favor by making the Rams move to Los Angeles very swift and stress-free.

He just kissed his boyfriend on live TV, so I fully expect conservative America to lose their shit.

Of all the pointless and stupid things Deadspin has ever done, this is the most pointless and stupid.

Do you have to be a homer to think that Farrell is being petty here?

I live in Boston and I have to say, I hope at some point this season some opposing manager comes out and does the same thing with Clay Buchholz. Again, teams are reluctant to make an issue of it unless you're being an idiot about it, and Clay is an idiot about it.

Umpire: Oh, what's this on your neck?

MLB: Where "Hey, just don't be obvious about it" is a rule.

Love that his friend next to him, a fellow GS fan is like "Haha! Look what he did to you!!" True friend.

Holy shit! I would totally watch even more college football if it were played by CFL scabs!

But Tanaka's more than just a guy with one devastating pitch

Being trolled is sooo much worse than having your legs blown fucking off. //sarcasm. idiot

For Mark Sanchez to have been slightly injured on the play before the buttfumble, thus requiring him to sit one play out.

I'm gonna confess, I barely eat burritos anymore because they're so fucking bad for you. You'll die if you eat one every day. I try my best to order tacos or some shit instead, so you can mix stuff up and not walk away feeling like you're about to shit a building.

Red Sox fans ordered both the Ortiz and Pedroia jersey to ensure that they would wear the jersey of whoever was playing better that day.

The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?

This is almost as bad as that time Jonathan Swift told everyone to eat Irish babies.

I say this with all the pent up frustration that comes from being a lifelong Jets fan: I hate being a lifelong Jets fan.