I love the alternate reality where Tom Brady has to backup Vinny Testaverde and Chad Pennington for 6 years.

That's some skyline chili right there.

Better hope it doesn't go to extra time or all of that ethereal support will backfire.

It wasn't even an original idea. Rex did it 4 years ago:

That attempt smells worse that the fingers of the Sayreville varsity.

A logical move from a soccer ruling body?

The Jets really have a way of making Backup QBs the distraction to their awfulness.

Relax into the virtuosity of Jimmy Smith and have a great night

You, unlike Louis CK, must be high. Deitsch is a consistently solid and insightful follow.

Which Playoff (I assume you mean) "drought" in the 00's? They missed the playoffs in 08.

#Lolocaust

Only David Lynch could make Robert Blake seem creepier than he already is.

It's obviously (Aa) Ron Rodgers.

That's pretty much exactly what Cousin Sal is.

It's appropriate that their city is named after a racist, hyper religious, French asshole who died of dysentery.

or the college football wasteland in the New York City area, which has somehow been locked down in large part by Notre Dame

He's obviously blind or he'd be shaking down that leprechaun for his lucky charms.

Ok, but Simmons is in no way a reporter, so basically your whole premise is invalid.