That's a June 2014 expiration date!
That's a June 2014 expiration date!
DAMN!
Yup.
That's some bullshit
This is the kind of stuff where you guys excel. Peeling back just one more disgusting layer of the rotten onion to reveal the maggots at the core. Well Done Dave.
She also drunkenly made out with a model while courtside at MSG for a Knicks game... Me. Yow.
Timothy you're a god damned wizard.
He's updated it.
Apparently it's ok (and sanctioned by Deadspin writers, via their Kinja approval) to make fun of brain injuries. Kudos. This is working out exactly how you hoped.
Apparently it's ok (and sanctioned by Deadspin writers, by their Kinja approval) to make fun of brain injuries.
You're not helping.
You're not helping.
Notes from a brainstorming session on the rebranding of a once popular social media site:
How exactly has she been penalized? She doesn't seem very smrt.
Just to be clear, this restaurant is named after Michael Jackson's creepiest (in hindsight) song?
Harden is still better at defense than Paul George is at T̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ landing.
"No really, the victim in this travesty is me, the billionaire owner of an entertainment franchise"
Oh for fuck's sake.
"WE DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW OUR OWN RULES! WE CAN SUSPEND A GUY TWICE FOR THE SAME OFFENSE WHILE LETTING OTHERS PLAY FOR SIMILAR OR MORE EGREGIOUS INFRACTIONS"
"Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit"