Can't wait for the Jets to pick these guys up!

Owen, you seem to have some knowledge of torrenting pirated games. Seems odd to me that you would do that, if true. Biting the hand that feeds you and all.

Cool.

It's awesome how much it bothers Pats fans that Brady played like crap and they lost to the LolJets.

It's awesome how much it bothers Pats fans that Brady played like crap and they lost to the LolJets.

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There's no easy draw. The boys are going to have to prove people wrong no matter what.

No you really don't "have to watch" the cars individually lifted. You can fast forward! Or use the link embedded to go to the 3:00 mark! Or not watch at all!

Kid's got a bright future. Sign him up deadspin!

*checks calendar*

I really hope the Jets get him so they can have 5 non NFL caliber QBs on their roster.

Except it's September.

Gregg sure is more long-winded then usual

Intramural Co Ed Soccer. Me and this 6'3 Ghanaian dude both go up for a header and our eyebrows connect. Matching Gushers! Walked into the nearby Athletic Center looking for a first aid kit or any help and the fucking Football team trainers chased us away! Not a piece of gauze, a band aid or nothing. Dickwads.

Argument Invalid:

If douchebaggery were something teams wouldn't take, no team could fill a roster.

Only Until FIFA gerrymanders them and decides the rankings don't actually matter.

US ranked 13th in newest "meaningless" Fifa World rankings,

Yeah ok. This isn't the 1990's anymore.

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