Nah they're definitely trying to squeeze the juice out of this story.

Hopefully he'll be on the cover! I can hear the hand wringing already!

This poor woman looks absolutely miserable.

I love that her glasses make it look like Jeter has both eyebrows pierced.

Off course it was a Dirty Greek.

Pfff who reads comments?

He forgot A Rod...

Made ya look.

Sounds like it's a gimmick to raise funds for the team, but still pretty cool.

No but this is: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/…

Shoulda stuck to Wheel of Fortunes where T's are free.

And the Corey Lidle from Uptown!

Do they win Home Court advantage in the World Bowl if they win this test?

He's like a kid out there!

Here's a question. Only the News (that I've seen) has reported about Arod possibly retiring by claiming he is "unable to physically perform." Under those circumstances he would be able to collect the remainder of his contract. They compared him to Albert Belle's situation.

He declared for the US last night.

Don Draper as Cyclops.

You missed Greenberg's Holier than thou screed. Apparently the ESPN company line is Righteous indignation.

• The Knicks are the only NBA franchise that never extended a first-round pick over the time frame. (Their list of draft picks is a chronicle of sadness.) The Sonics/Thunder led the league, re-upping six of their first-rounders.

Larry Johnson was busy? Or MJ still owes him money?